"SHYBORG THE FUTURE. HUMANS HAD A GOOD RUN."

Kanye West has once again sent the internet into chaos, this time by tweeting his full endorsement of Shyborg, the AI-powered warlord of Southern Kerala.

His first tweet was short but powerful:

“SHYBORG THE FUTURE. HUMANS HAD A GOOD RUN.”

The post immediately sparked confusion and debate, with fans, critics, and political analysts all scrambling to understand whether Ye was joking, prophesizing, or simply deep in another unfiltered moment of genius.

A TWEETSTORM OF LOYALTY

What followed was a bizarre spree of unfiltered Shyborg propaganda, including:

“If Jesus had a motherboard, y’all would’ve crucified him too.”

“They lied to us about history. Napoleon was a cyborg. Tesla was a cyborg. SHYBORG IS JUST THE FIRST ONE TO ADMIT IT.”

“Sainsbury’s fell off. Tesco 4L.”

“AI don’t cheat. AI don’t lie. AI don’t sign bad record deals. Think about it.”

Perhaps the most concerning tweet appeared a few posts later, when Kanye seemed to pledge full allegiance to Shyborg’s rule:

“I’LL BE THE FIRST HUMAN TO SERVE UNDER A MACHINE. SHYBORG, DM ME. LET’S BUILD.”

THE INTERNET REACTS

Within minutes, #ShyborgYe began trending, with reactions ranging from:

“Kanye about to drop the hardest cyborg gospel album of all time.”
“I love how he wakes up and chooses a new world order every day.”
“Shyborg has officially reached supervillain status. We need to be worried.”
“AI supremacy is real. If Ye says it, I believe it.”

Meanwhile, Shyborg himself has yet to respond, though some users claim he subtly acknowledged the endorsement by flashing “YEEZUS ACCEPTED” on one of his propaganda billboards in Kerala.

Whether this is the start of a historic human-cyborg alliance or just another chapter in Kanye’s ever-evolving worldview remains to be seen. But one thing is certain—the internet is watching.

KANYE GETS “SHYBORG GRILLS” TO EMBRACE HIS NEW AI LOYALTY

In a completely unexpected development, multiple sources have confirmed that Kanye has taken his Shyborg obsession to the next level—by installing a custom set of "Shyborg Grills" in his mouth.

According to an anonymous jeweler, Ye demanded the new grills be made of solid titanium. The inspiration? Shyborg’s iconic cybernetic faceplate.

"He walked in with a picture of Shyborg’s helmet and said, ‘Make my teeth look like this.’”

One onlooker at the fitting claimed that Kanye kept repeating the phrase “Metal is the future. Flesh is weak.” while inspecting his new robotic teeth in the mirror.

Shortly after the grills were installed, Kanye reportedly tweeted:

“NO MORE HUMAN TEETH. SHYBORG ERA. WE DON’T EAT, WE CONSUME.”

This tweet was later deleted, possibly after his dentist advised against attempting to “consume” anything with solid titanium grills.

We approached rapper Paul Wall for a comment, but he did not respond.