I am Mohammed Gupta.

If you are reading this, it means you are searching—for knowledge, for order, for the real story behind the chaos that engulfs your world. Congratulations. Most people are too weak, too distracted to look beyond the noise. But not you.

And so, I welcome you to Shyjan Global—the only news source that tells you what you need to know, not what you want to hear.

WHO AM I?

You’ve heard the rumors.

"He’s a tech mogul who made his first fortune selling high-frequency trading software to warlords."
"He doesn't eat food. He absorbs nutrients by staring at weak men until they wither."
"He once spent 72 hours straight on Chaturbate, not watching, not interacting—just analyzing."

Allow me to clarify.

I am Mohammed Gupta—a man of precision and power. My interests include:

•  Doing job interviews for companies I already own

• Going on dating apps, matching with people, then texting them ‘It is done’ before unmatching

• Spending long, meditative nights on Chaturbate, where I observe humanity at its most vulnerable, most exposed, most… predictable

WHAT IS SHYJAN GLOBAL?

This is not a news website.
This is a blueprint for the future.

You want to know about Shyborg’s reign over Kerala?
You want the truth behind the Diddy Judas incident?
You want to understand why Cole Palmer is our last hope against AI-controlled football?

I know.

I know everything. And I will tell you—if you are ready.

Welcome to my news website.